Playing Cricket – Rajini ssstyle…

Bollywood


Shahrukh, the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball……………

Bowler bowls it and Shahruk glides it to 3rd man…………..the ball goes to boundary line Shahruk runs for 3 runs, fielder throws at non-striker it misses the stumps and goes for over-throw,Shah Ruk runs again for 3 ,
this time fielder tactic fully throws at Keepers end, Keeper Misses it goes for a 4 runs. In the background Vande Mathram sings….
Shahruk WINS the match……………………………..
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Tollywood

  
Cheeru ,the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball……………
Bowler bowls it and Cheeru hits with tremendous power…………..the ball goes far away  and UMPIRES are forced to give 12 runs for that.
Cheeru WINS the match……………………………..
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Kollywood  


Rajni ,the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball……………
Bowler bowls it and Rajini hits with tremendous power…………..the ball splits into “TWO”
1 half goes to SIX…..The other half goes to FOUR……….. 

What’s in a Name ???

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob.. So they loaded up Jack’s minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

‘I realize it’s terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I’m recently widowed,’ she explained. ‘I’m afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.’

‘Don’t worry,’ Jack said. ‘We’ll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we’ll be gone at first light.’ The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the
night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. Read more

Some Golden Rules for your life… (Not Mine!)

1. If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!

2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like
expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it.

3. Beauty isn’t measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside.
So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!

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Wanna discuss Nuclear Power ???

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, ‘Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.’

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, ‘What would you like to talk about?’

‘Oh, I don’t know,’ said the stranger. ‘How about nuclear power?’ and he smiles.
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