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Whoz your Role Model ?

deepak

To find who is your role model, try the below mentioned method.

please don’t look down until you do it, you’ll love it I promise

GET A CALCULATOR (YOUR COMPUTER HAS ONE ON IT)

  • Pick your favorite number between 1-9
  • Multiply by 3 then
  • Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I’ll wait while you get the calculator….)
  • You’ll get a 2 or 3 digit number….
  • Add the digits together

Now Scroll down …………..     Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below:
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How not to sell Coke to Arabs…

deepak

A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment.

A friend asked, “Why weren’t you successful with the Arabs?”

The salesman explained

“When I got posted in the Middle East , I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn’t know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through three posters…

First poster: A man lying in the hot desert sand…totally exhausted and fainting.

Second poster:  The man is drinking our Cola.

Third poster: Our man is now totally refreshed.

And then these posters were pasted all over the place.
“Then that should have worked!” said the friend.

“The hell it should had!? said the salesman.  didn’t realize that Arabs read from right to left”

Romantic 1st lines – and then the followup…

deepak

A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line… but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received.

My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe “go to hell”

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.

Oh loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; this describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace but don’t take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes – Damn, I’m good at

Telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming.

That’s why I always wake up screaming

My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way?